How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it. Took him years to confide in me. 

You’ve rather shown your hand there, Dr Watson.

Is everyone I’ve ever met a psychopath?

vvebcame:

asoothingdelight:

SHOUT-OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE THAT THINKS YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND PEES THEMSELVES LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY

a shout out to myself

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

HW