How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it. Took him years to confide in me.
You’ve rather shown your hand there, Dr Watson.
SHOUT-OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE THAT THINKS YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND PEES THEMSELVES LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY
a shout out to myself
what do you call a sphere full of idiots